(They magically refill)
*Or just you, we're not sure
YOUR MARKETING
IS BROKEN?
I FIX THAT.
From BMW & Mercedes (yeah, THOSE ones) to EV startups to EdTech giants.15+ years turning marketing dumpster fires into $15M+ revenue. Built and led teams of 30+ actual humans, managed $10M+ budgets without crying, and somehow made it look easy (it wasn't).
WORKED WITH ACTUAL REAL COMPANIES
*Viewer counter is satirical, but the companies below are 100% real
REAL RESULTS, REAL NUMBERS
Unlike those "10X your revenue in 3 days!" people, these are ACTUAL numbers from ACTUAL work. Verified, documented, and sadly not inflated (my therapist says I should be more ambitious).
Revenue Generated
Team Members Led
Annual Budgets Managed
ROAS Improvement
CAC Reduction
Lead Generation Increase
Years EdTech Experience
Projects $1M+ Revenue
What "Clients" Are "Saying"
"Roman increased our ROI by 10,000% in 3 days! We went from $100 to $10M overnight. He's not human - he's a marketing wizard who lives in Excel and eats CAC for breakfast!"
"Roman turned our $1 startup into a $50B unicorn in 2 weeks! He invented time travel to optimize our funnels from the future. Now we're rich AND confused about causality!"
"Roman's strategies broke our analytics! Our CAC went NEGATIVE and customers pay US now. He's rewriting marketing physics. Einstein is jealous. Newton is crying."
TIRED OF MARKETING NONSENSE?
Fed up with "growth hackers" whose only growth is their ego? Exhausted by CMOs who've never managed a campaign bigger than their Instagram stories? Here's what's MURDERING your marketing budget:
AGENCIES that treat your budget like their personal ATM (spoiler: they're rich, you're not)
FAKE CMOs who think ROI stands for 'Really Overpriced Incompetence'
BULLSHIT strategies with more buzzwords than results (synergy this, paradigm that)
TEAMS that miss deadlines faster than you can say 'pivot to video'
CONSULTANTS charging $500/hour to read you the first Google result
VANITY METRICS: 1 million impressions! (and zero sales, but let's not talk about that)
SHINY OBJECT syndrome - TikTok! NFTs! Metaverse! (whatever happened to making money?)
CAC going up like Bitcoin in 2021 while everyone's playing the blame game
MEET ROMAN SEREGIN
Your Data-Driven Growth Partner
A marketing executive with 15+ years of actually doing the work (not just tweeting about it).8+ years EdTech consulting because education companies need love too. Led teams of30+ real humans and managed $10M+ budgets without a single "oops, we spent it all on Super Bowl ads."
Strategic Marketing Leadership
Leading cross-functional teams of 30+ professionals, managing $10M+ budgets
Multi-Channel Marketing Excellence
Digital marketing, performance marketing, branding, PR, affiliate campaigns
Proven Team Building & Development
Building and leading cross-functional marketing teams, establishing KPIs
Marketing Analytics & ROI Optimization
Data-driven optimization, marketing automation, attribution modeling
International Market Expertise
Global campaign execution across MENA, LatAm, Southeast Asia, US markets
EdTech Industry Specialization
8+ years EdTech consulting experience with specialized expertise
Ready to STOP Burning Cash Like a Crypto Bro?
Stop setting your marketing budget on fire. Let's turn that dumpster fire into actual revenue (wild concept, I know).
BEFORE VS AFTER
The transformation when companies stop hiring "marketing gurus" and get someone who's actually done it
Marketing ROI
Burning cash with no results
Consistent, measurable growth
Customer Acquisition Cost
CAC increasing month over month
Optimized acquisition funnels
Team Performance
No KPIs, no accountability
High-performing, data-driven
Budget Management
Money disappearing, no tracking
Managed with full accountability
SO... WHICH SIDE SOUNDS BETTER?
Stuck in "BEFORE" hell? Let's get you to "AFTER" paradise (or at least "AFTER" decent results).
ROMAN VS THE COMPETITION
Spoiler Alert: One of these actually knows what they're doing (hint: it's not the AI)
| Feature | ⭐ ROMAN(The Real Deal) |
|---|---|
| Actually Worked At Real Companies | BMW, Mercedes, Geely (the real ones) |
| Budget Management Experience | $10M+ without crying |
| Team Building Track Record | Built 30+ person teams |
| Actual Results Delivered | $15M revenue, 40% ROAS improvement |
| Industry Expertise | 15+ years, EdTech specialist |
| Strategy Development | Data-driven, proven frameworks |
| Availability for Calls | Actually responds (shocking!) |
| Honesty Level | Brutally honest (sorry not sorry) |
ACTUAL WORK EXPERIENCE
(NOT MADE UP)
Real companies. Real budgets. Real results. And yes, we have receipts (LinkedIn doesn't lie... much).
Professional Journey
Yes, these companies actually exist. Yes, I actually worked there. No, I'm not making this up.
IS YOUR MARKETING BROKEN?
Take our 60-second quiz to find out! (Spoiler: It probably is)
*Be honest! (Or don't, we'll roast you either way)
THE MARKETING ARSENAL
Every tool, every skill, every technique - collected over 15 years of trial, error, and expensive lessons. No magic wands, no secret hacks - just boring old expertise that somehow still works (shocking, right?).
The Tech Stack
Before It Was Cool to Call It That
Core Competencies
The Serious Stuff
Ready to Unleash This Arsenal?
All these skills, tools, and techniques - aimed at your goals (not at my ego).
OUR "GUARANTEES"
Confident? Yes. Delusional? Maybe. But 15 years of results speak louder than guarantees (and lawyers love disclaimers).
100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE*
If you're not happy, I'll personally apologize to your CFO via interpretive dance!
*Dance moves subject to availability
CERTIFIED AWESOME (Self-Certified)
15+ years of making marketing work while everyone thought it was magic (it's just Excel)
REASONABLY FAST RESULTS
Not overnight, not magic - just steady, consistent growth that doesn't require wizardry!
GROWTH OR LEARNING GUARANTEE
Either your metrics improve, or you learn why they won't (knowledge is power!)
*Brutal honesty included at no extra charge
WHAT YOU ACTUALLY GET
For Real This Time
No BS, no 47-slide decks. Just real insights you can actually use (even if you ghost me after):
90-Day Marketing Roadmap
Detailed action plan with KPIs, budget allocation, and quick wins for your first quarter
Team & Stack Audit
Comprehensive review of your current marketing team structure and tech stack efficiency
ROI Projection Model
Data-driven forecast showing expected marketing ROI and revenue impact for your approval
FIRST CALL: FREE (As In Beer)
Seriously, take the insights and run. I won't cry (much).
READY TO ACTUALLY HIRE SOMEONE COMPETENT?
BMW, Mercedes, and others took the leap. The worst that happens? You learn something. The best? Marketing that works.
Actually booked 2-3 weeks out (this one's real, surprisingly)
⚠️ ACTUALLY LIMITED AVAILABILITY
Okay, but seriously - there ARE only so many hours in a day. The scarcity tactics are satire, the limited time is real (physics is undefeated).
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Consultation Slots Left This Month
87%
Current Booking Capacity
<24h
Average Response Time
LET'S TALK MARKETING THAT WORKS
No pressure, no tricks. Just a conversation about your marketing challenges. Real track record: 40% ROAS improvements, 30% CAC reductions, $15M+ revenue impact.
Actually Free, No Catch